How does a blonde know if she's on her way to work or on her way home?
She checks to see if her lunch box is empty.
what do santa clause, the easter bunny, and a smart blonde have in common? they dont exist
Cant we all just get along?
How does a blonde know if she's on her way to work or on her way home?
She checks to see if her lunch box is empty.
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I'm getting the distinct feeling that all blonde jokes from this point on are being directed straight to me.... [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
You'll shoot your eye out.
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NO ! ! ! Not at all. I just love blonde jokes.
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They are funny. Especially since you can take 'blonde' and substitute it with 'man' and get even more accurate jokes [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
You'll shoot your eye out.
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Ok then, if a man is walking through the woods, 200 miles from another human, and talking to himself, is he still wrong? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Did anybody hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive in movie theater?
They had gone to see "Closed for the Winter"
A blonde looked at another blonde who was wearing a nametag and said "Debbi"....that's cute. What did you name the other one?
A blonde and her father are walking down the street when the father says "look, a dead bird".
"Where" the blonde says, looking up.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the hatch.
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what do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer? frosted flakes.
Cant we all just get along?
want to know an easy way to confuse a blonde? put her in a circle room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Cant we all just get along?
A blonde walking down the street sees a banana peel in front of her. "Oh no, here we go again" she says.
Why don't blondes breast feed?
It is too painful to boil their nipples. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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